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"Either leave them laughing, or leave them wondering what the hell you meant." -Dr. McCoy, Star Trek: Spock's World
"I'm everything I am
Because you loved me." -Celine Dion, Because You Loved Me
"I sense sarcasm." -John, Garfield
"Don't kill the only freshman we have!" -The Dragon to Mimi-chan, when she called me Hyper Chibi Elf for the first time and made me choke on my Mello Yello.
"Bitch!"
"Hoe!"
"Least I get paid, slut!"-Nina-chan and I, having a friendly spat ^_^;
"If you wake up every morning, and all you can think about is singing, then you were meant to be a singer, girl!" -Whoopie Goldberg, Sister Act II
"You call me strong,
You call me weak,
But still your secrets I will keep." -Three Doors Down, Kryptonite
"You fucking IDIOT!!" -What Goku really says to Freeza when he kills him, Dragonball Z
"My 8-ball may be Satanic, but at least it's loyal." -Molly, on her 8-ball keychain ^_^;;
"You gotta put your behind in your past!" -Pumbaa, The Lion King
"You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave." -The Eagles, Hotel California
"If forced to, we must fight for what we believe in." -Tuxedo Mask, Sailor Moon
"My name is Vampiro. My habitat is the wretched hallows. My purpose is punishment of devils. My place is Dark Lotus. My goal is Shangri-La, and lately... I haven't been doing so fucking good." -Vampiro, Insane Clown Posse, Bazaar
"Well, duh, they conquered China!" -Dean Mesner, on the Mongols
"It matters not how strait the gate,
How charged with punishments the scroll,
I am the master of my fate.
I am the captain of my soul." -William Henley, Invictus
"Remember, the id says to jump their bones!" -Jennifer, in my senior yearbook
"Fluffy!" -Tink
"Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, something no one else is thinking. Do, every day, something no one else is doing. It is not good for the mind to be always part of unanimity." -Christopher Morley
"There's a cow in Siberia!" -Jamie (it's a looong story)
"My God has a bigger dick than your God!" -George Carlin, Back in Town
"Toilet paper should not squeak!" -Lynda (another looong story)
(Warning: LONG!)
Bide the Wiccan Laws we must in perfect love and perfect trust
Live and let live, fairly take and fairly give
Cast the Circle thrice about to keep the evil spirits out
To bind the spell every time let the spell be spake in rhyme
Soft of eye and light of touch. Speak little, listen much
Deosil go by the waxing moon, chanting out the Witches' Rune
Widdershins go by the waning moon, chanting out the baneful rune
When the Lady's moon is new kiss the hand to her times two
When the moon is at its peak then your heart's desire seek
Heed the North wind's mighty gale. Lock the door and drop the sail
When the wind blows from the South love will kiss thee on the mouth
When the wind comes from the West departed souls will have no rest
When the wind comes from the East expect the new and set the feast
Nine woods in the cauldron go. Burn them fast and burn them slow
Elder be the Lady's tree, burn it or cursed you'll be
When the wheel begins to turn let the Beltane fires burn
When the wheel has turned to Yule light the log and the Horned One rules
Heed ye flower, bush and tree. By the Lady, blessed be
Where the rippling waters go cast a stone and truth you'll know
When you have a true need harken not to others' greed
With a fool no season spend lest ye be counted as his friend
Merry meet and merry part. Bright the cheeks and warm the heart
Mind the Threefold Law you should; three times bad and three times good
When misfortune is enow wear the blue star on thy brow
True in love ever be lest thy lover's false to thee
Eight words the Wiccan Rede fulfill: An' it harm none, do as thou will -The Wiccan Rede
"Somebody tell the fat lady she's on in five!" -Jim Carrey, Batman Forever
"I'm trying to be nice to the damn dog!" -My dad ^_^;;
"Hey, Uncle Scar! When I'm king, what will that make you?"
"A monkey's uncle." -Simba and Scar, The Lion King
"The new millennium... sucks. It's the same load of crap with a 'two' in the front." -Lewis Black
"Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies." -Tim Robbins, The Shawshank Redemption
"Shi-ne, Bubba!" -Me, having computer problems ^_^;;
"If you're joking, that's cruel; but if you're being sarcastic, that's even worse!" -Duo Maxwell, Gundam Wing
"And I'll scare you right out of your pants!" -Jack Skellington, The Nightmare Before Christmas
"Now that's what I call a close encounter." -Will Smith , Independence Day
"We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!" -The Donkey, Shrek
"I chose to play God, and judge you well
Now I'm the one that's been sentenced to hell." -Insane Clown Posse, The Pendulum's Promise
"I used to be Chaotic Evil, but I got bored." -Meiran, on D&D
"It's good to be the king!" -Mel Brooks, History of the World, Part I
"When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot and hang on." -Thomas Jefferson
"Halima's having a Farsi day!" -Me, on a day when my co-worker claimed she couldn't speak English
"Atashi wa Shinigami!" -Ryo, after a good dose of Mountain Dew and Pixi Stix ^_^;;
"I led you here, sir. For I am Spartacus." -Tom Everett Scott, That Thing You Do
Amor omnia vincit "Love conquers all"
"I do have a pure heart; pure evil." -Vegeta, Dragonball Z
"What do you want people to see when they look at you?"
"A nice person."
"That is what they see!" -Lilith, trying to cheer me up.
"Let me guess. We're about to go over a huge waterfall."
"Yep."
"Sharp rocks at the bottom?"
"Most likely."
"Bring it on." -Kusco and Pacha, The Emperor's New Groove
"You may write me down in history
With your bitter, twisted lies,
You may trod me in the very dirt
But still, like dust, I'll rise." -Maya Angelou, Still I Rise
"Sqoozels!" -Princess Pet
"You have problems, hon." -Something Nina-chan says to me, a LOT ^_^;;
"Hold on to your butts." -Samuel L. Jackson, Jurassic Park
"I intend to kill every last one of them."
"Mother Confessor, you must not do that."
"Why?"
"You must leave half for me." -Kahlan and Cara, Faith of the Fallen
"Now that's just wrong!" -Ashley (don't ask)
"Vegeta seems more agitated then bored, like he's got a bad case of hemorrhoids or something." -Krillin, Dragonball Z
"And if you see a long tunnel, stay away from the light!" -The Donkey, Shrek
"If you can't be right, be dramatic." -Anonymous
"This above all- to thine own self be true." -Polonius, Hamlet
"How 'bout I give you the finger, and you give me my phone call." -Keanu Reeves, The Matrix
"We all have a power, and it grows when it is shared." -Magi, Fern Gully
"I swear that I will change the world." -Opening theme, Shoujo Kakumei Utena
"All right! Score!" -Mimi-chan
"The Force don't work, Obi-Wan!" -My attempt at telekinesis ^_^;
"Pink roses are love growing and expectant, white roses are love dead and forsaken; but the red roses, ah, what are the red roses?"
"Love triumphant." -Owen and Leslie, Anne's House of Dreams
"No! Pillage, then burn! It's really hard to do it in reverse!" -The Dragon
"Been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding." -Harvey Danger, Flagpole Sitta
"When you don't recognize the face in the mirror, it's time to look back and see when you stopped being yourself." -Hal Horn, Star Wars: I, Jedi
"You always wanted people to remember you
To make your little mark on society.
Don't you know your wish is coming true today?
Another victim dies tonight." -Disturbed, The Game
"I want the truth!"
"You can't handle the truth!" -Tom Cruise and Jack Nicholson, A Few Good Men
"I'd like to find your inner child and kick its little ass!" -The Eagles, Get Over It
"Right here direct from the lamp. Right here for your very much wish fulfillment. Thank you!" -The Genie, Aladdin
"We can only be who we are; no more, no less." -Kahlan Amnell, Wizard's First Rule
"I'm different. Get over it." -My brother (trust me, it's the truth!!)
"I refuse to believe that we're only here to live and die." -Amy Grant, Children of the World
"I've been lost ever since the day I was born." -Heero Yuy, Gundam Wing
"Pumbaa! Let me define baby-sitting!" -Timon, Lion King II: Simba's Pride
"Tell me, how does it feel
When your heart grows cold?" -Orgy, Blue Monday
"Eep!" -Mimi-chan
"Get busy living, or get busy dying." -Tim Robbins, The Shawshank Redemption
"So long, hell! See you next summer!" -Me, leaving Teletech after a year to go to college. (Can you tell I don't like that job?)
"If you chip us, do we not flake? If you moisten us, do we not grow moss?" -Victor, The Hunchback of Notre Dame
"Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end." -Semisonic, Closing Time
"Someday Wufei's going to walk in on Heero and Duo screwing on the couch, and he's going to be so traumatized he'll just pull out a gun and start shooting." -Ryo (really strange dinner conversation! ^_^;;;)
"And you know what hell is, folks? It's Andy Gibb singing 'Shadow Dancing' for eons and eons! And you have to wear orange plaid bell-bottoms and sit next to the Bay City Rollers! 'How you guys doing? This is gonna SUCK!!!'" -Denis Leary, No Cure for Cancer
"Are you sure?"
"I'm positive."
"Only fools are positive."
"Are you sure?"
"I'm positive! (pause) I fell for it!!" -Batty and Zak, Fern Gully
"Laugh and the world laughs with you. But laugh with milk coming out of your nose and they tie you up in the back yard." -Grimm, Mother Goose and Grimm
"Change never hurt anyone except when it was thrown from the Empire State Building." -I don't know, but it's true!
"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, who am I to be brilliant, gorgeous, talented, and fabulous? Actually, who are you not to be? You are a child of God. Your playing small doesn't serve the world. There is nothing enlighted about shrinking so that other people will not feel insecure around you. We were born to make manifest the glory of God that is within us. It is not in just some of us; it is in everyone. And we let our own light shine, we unconsciously give people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others." -Nelson Mandela
"That sounded so corny." -Zechs Marquise, Gundam Wing
"That's not taking over! That's accidental domination!" -Lynda, on world conquest
"We've got three superb Chasers. We've got two unbeatable Beaters. And we've got a Seeker who has never failed to win us a match! And me." -Oliver Wood, Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
"Holy shneikees, these things have a lot of hit points!"
"Things you do not want to hear the DM say!" -Meiran and Molly, on D&D
"Witches' Parking Only. All Violators Will Be Toads." -A sign I saw in a magazine
Semper ubi sububi "Always wear underwear"
"I used to be disgusted, but now I'm just amused." -Meiran
"My reflexes are getting old in my slow age." -Chalice
"They trampled the rug! Well, that's a little redundant. So, this isn't a bad day for you, is it?" -The Genie, Aladdin and the King of Thieves
"I must go forth on the morrow to see the shaman and hope he can exorcise the demons from my magical talking box." -Molly, on TV repair ^_^;;
"Yet another chapter in my neverending quest to discover who let the dogs out." -Steve's away message ^_^;
"Let me at him! Let me at him! Here, hold me back."
"Okay!"
"Let me at him! Let me at him!"
"Okay!"
"I think you're missing the basic point here." -Timon and Pumbaa, Lion King II: Simba's Pride
"I, as the new General Manager of Hell (now called Club Hades), have completely revamped the place. I fired the entire staff (I just didn't have the time to teach the imps to properly waiter) and demoted Satan to Door Greeting duties. It seemed appropriate.
Jacuzzis have been installed in every suite, the Mud Pits are getting rave reviews (nothing beats sulfur mud for facials apparently), and the Fiery Brimstone Grill has a waiting line every night, thank you very much. Reservations are mandatory, folks.
OK, we did have a *little* spot of trouble with the whole lost wailing souls thing at the beginning, but I brought in some voice coaches and let me tell you, these guys can *wail*. I've entered them in the Intergalactic Song and Dance competition and we are expecting nothing less than a first-place showing. Hey, we offer great incentive *evil grin*.
All in all, I'm very proud of my work with Club Hades and of course, everyone here has an open invitation to stop in, spend a weekend or eternity if you've nothing better to do. Just tell that red horned li'l devil at the door that Ria sent ya." -Rhiannon
"Grow some balls, woman!" -Meiran, on Law & Order
"How come when it's us, it's abortion; but when it's chickens, it's an omelette?" -George Carlin, Back in Town
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